those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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