Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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