I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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