Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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