wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
high people should be assigned attendants
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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