we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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