we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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