careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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