ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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