i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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