oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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