Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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