Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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