In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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