Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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