We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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