He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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