party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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