no. you can't hotbox the world.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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