four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
