idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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