you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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