Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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