so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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