How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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