Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.