Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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