please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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