D3 body, D1 cock
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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