Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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it glows. i had to have it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat