Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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