But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
