sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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