Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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