I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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