i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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