Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize