We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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