So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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