Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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