Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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