No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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