No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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