I puked a lego.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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