Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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