I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I want to be your penis for a week.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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