i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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