He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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