no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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