Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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