God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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