I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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