This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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