I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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