I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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