Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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