I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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