Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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