You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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