better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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