I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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