If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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