I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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