Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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