I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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